jueves, noviembre 16, 2006
Para Impe y Rapun
Después de una interesante experiencia que no relataré en detalle para no humillar en exceso a Impe, me veo impelido a regalar esta tira a mi pareja de camellos preferidos.
Va por vosotros, mamelucos.
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Va por vosotros, mamelucos.
miércoles, noviembre 15, 2006
Estafado
No es que me hayan tomado el pelo, es que ayer me calcé una de las alegrías del año. Os lo recomiendo vivamente, de hecho nunca he sabido como Alex Robinson es capaz de hacer personajes tan creíbles siendo tan gilipollas. O como es capaz de hacer mujeres perfectamente anodinas y con defectos normales (gorditas, flaquitas, narigudas...) absolutamente sexies y deseables y convertir a modelos y zorronas tremendas en lo que son, huecos caparazones de carne.
O en general, que tal y como voy, me compre un tocho de trescientas páginas y me lo pula de un tirón.
Y al que tenga ganas de más, ésto también es tremendo.
martes, noviembre 07, 2006
Que sorpresaaa.....
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viernes, noviembre 03, 2006
JRM
AKA Jeff Robert's Méme
Courtesy of Rapunzell
1. What time did you get up this morning? 5:00 AM - Fucking Portugal Speech
2. Diamonds or Pearls? Diamonds. Hard, pristine, and do not mind being submerged in vinegar.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Cannot fuckin' recall. We have dropped tickets for "Pirates of the Caribbean Island II" two times in a row due to exhaustion.
4. What is your favorite TV show? C.S.I. Clever plot and rotting and putrid carcasses. A no-brainer.
5. What did you have for breakfast? One box of donettes. (Road breakfast, people)
6. What is your middle name? I am a man of mysteries. My full name is José Javier, and my surnames are González Recuenco. The Jose and the González tend to be dropped like mad.
7. What is your favorite cuisine? This is a realtime question. Right now, japanese. Ask me in ten minutes and it will be greek.
8. What foods do you dislike? Gachas de harina de almortas. A puddle of shit. Such thickness that you can stuck an oar in it and do not fail. Otherwise, I can eat your mother. Literally speaking.
9. Your favorite Potato chip? Ruffles York'eso. Pure chemical shit. Yummy.
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Again, a realtime question. Right now, Yngwie Malmsteen, Trilogy. Tomorro will be Rammstein, past tomorrow will be Manowar. David Bisbal will never be.
11. What kind of car do you drive? Audi A3 Quattro
12. Favorite sandwich? The edible ones.
13. What characteristics do you despise? Stupidity and meekiness.
14. What are your favorite clothes? T-shirt and long basketball trousers & kickers.
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where WOULDN’T you go? Vatican City. (Bogotá is wonderful, Rapun)
16. Favorite brand of clothing? Do not give a fuck. I hate Lacoste.
17. Where would you want to retire? Retire?
18. Favorite time of day? Not sure. Night is seductive, but we leos love full sun.
19. Where were you born? Madrid, Spain. In a hospital. (How original!)
20. What is your favorite sport to watch? Basketball hands down.
21. Who do you think will not answer this meme? Do not know, people is free.
22. Person you expect to answer first? Same applies.
23. Pepsi or Coke? Coke, but not zealot.
24. Beavers or Ducks? Bulls. With big balls.
25. Are you a morning person or night owl? Both. Yeah, both.
26. Pedicure or Manicure? Blow job.
27. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share? My wife is trying to bribe me to have a baby. And my forces are dwindling...
28. What did you want to be when you were little? Computer Science Engineer. And i got what I deserved for my foolish wish. I went to NASA in Orlando when I was almost 30, and if I would have been there when I was 5, I would have beaten Duque.
29. What is your best childhood memory? My childhood is full of misery. But would have been books.
30. Piercing? None. Boooring, isn't it?.
31. Ever been to Africa? Yes, but no big deal. It is one of my less visited continents.
32. Ever been toilet papering? I was a young bookworm and that was no meture enough
33. Been in a car accident? Minor ones.
34. Favorite restaurant? A small japanese restaurant in downtown Madrid, Sakura. Very good memories.
35. Favorite flower? Do I look like a pansy? - Yes, calceolarias.
36. Favorite ice cream? Dracula, from Frigo. Has accompanied me through the years and the design is inmortal (cola, strawberry and vanilla). Recently knew the creator. Hail!
37. Favorite fast food restaurant? I use them out of necessity. Favourite is not the word here. But KFC.
38. How many times did you fail your drivers test? One, the practical one. New shoes to impress the examiner, and was not accostumed to the slippery factor. About to get killed.
39. From whom did you get your last e-mail? This is a realtime question. From a colelague in a partner company. POP - A different one entered, from somebody offering me Viagra.
40. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Ed Roman's Guitar Store, Vegas, USA
41. Bedtime? When I am dog tired. No routines.
42. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? All of my friends are interesting people, so everyone. I wonder why they are my friends, by the way.
43. Last person you went to dinner with? The glorious Pelafustanes, OUR rock band.
44. What are you listening to right now? People from one of my customer's offices.
45. What is your favorite color? Golden. Call me names.
46. How many tattoos do you have? One, a horse from the Book of Kells, done in Limerick, Ireland, with "Eire" etched below. Cool shading.
47. How many people are you sending this to? Nobody. Too much responsibility.
48. What time did you finish this meme? 16:29 (Madrid time)
49. Favorite magazine? Several, depends on the mood. El jueves right now is my only sure buy. But I would buy Creepy and the horror magazines, El Vibora, Interviu...
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Courtesy of Rapunzell
1. What time did you get up this morning? 5:00 AM - Fucking Portugal Speech
2. Diamonds or Pearls? Diamonds. Hard, pristine, and do not mind being submerged in vinegar.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Cannot fuckin' recall. We have dropped tickets for "Pirates of the Caribbean Island II" two times in a row due to exhaustion.
4. What is your favorite TV show? C.S.I. Clever plot and rotting and putrid carcasses. A no-brainer.
5. What did you have for breakfast? One box of donettes. (Road breakfast, people)
6. What is your middle name? I am a man of mysteries. My full name is José Javier, and my surnames are González Recuenco. The Jose and the González tend to be dropped like mad.
7. What is your favorite cuisine? This is a realtime question. Right now, japanese. Ask me in ten minutes and it will be greek.
8. What foods do you dislike? Gachas de harina de almortas. A puddle of shit. Such thickness that you can stuck an oar in it and do not fail. Otherwise, I can eat your mother. Literally speaking.
9. Your favorite Potato chip? Ruffles York'eso. Pure chemical shit. Yummy.
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Again, a realtime question. Right now, Yngwie Malmsteen, Trilogy. Tomorro will be Rammstein, past tomorrow will be Manowar. David Bisbal will never be.
11. What kind of car do you drive? Audi A3 Quattro
12. Favorite sandwich? The edible ones.
13. What characteristics do you despise? Stupidity and meekiness.
14. What are your favorite clothes? T-shirt and long basketball trousers & kickers.
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where WOULDN’T you go? Vatican City. (Bogotá is wonderful, Rapun)
16. Favorite brand of clothing? Do not give a fuck. I hate Lacoste.
17. Where would you want to retire? Retire?
18. Favorite time of day? Not sure. Night is seductive, but we leos love full sun.
19. Where were you born? Madrid, Spain. In a hospital. (How original!)
20. What is your favorite sport to watch? Basketball hands down.
21. Who do you think will not answer this meme? Do not know, people is free.
22. Person you expect to answer first? Same applies.
23. Pepsi or Coke? Coke, but not zealot.
24. Beavers or Ducks? Bulls. With big balls.
25. Are you a morning person or night owl? Both. Yeah, both.
26. Pedicure or Manicure? Blow job.
27. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share? My wife is trying to bribe me to have a baby. And my forces are dwindling...
28. What did you want to be when you were little? Computer Science Engineer. And i got what I deserved for my foolish wish. I went to NASA in Orlando when I was almost 30, and if I would have been there when I was 5, I would have beaten Duque.
29. What is your best childhood memory? My childhood is full of misery. But would have been books.
30. Piercing? None. Boooring, isn't it?.
31. Ever been to Africa? Yes, but no big deal. It is one of my less visited continents.
32. Ever been toilet papering? I was a young bookworm and that was no meture enough
33. Been in a car accident? Minor ones.
34. Favorite restaurant? A small japanese restaurant in downtown Madrid, Sakura. Very good memories.
35. Favorite flower? Do I look like a pansy? - Yes, calceolarias.
36. Favorite ice cream? Dracula, from Frigo. Has accompanied me through the years and the design is inmortal (cola, strawberry and vanilla). Recently knew the creator. Hail!
37. Favorite fast food restaurant? I use them out of necessity. Favourite is not the word here. But KFC.
38. How many times did you fail your drivers test? One, the practical one. New shoes to impress the examiner, and was not accostumed to the slippery factor. About to get killed.
39. From whom did you get your last e-mail? This is a realtime question. From a colelague in a partner company. POP - A different one entered, from somebody offering me Viagra.
40. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Ed Roman's Guitar Store, Vegas, USA
41. Bedtime? When I am dog tired. No routines.
42. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? All of my friends are interesting people, so everyone. I wonder why they are my friends, by the way.
43. Last person you went to dinner with? The glorious Pelafustanes, OUR rock band.
44. What are you listening to right now? People from one of my customer's offices.
45. What is your favorite color? Golden. Call me names.
46. How many tattoos do you have? One, a horse from the Book of Kells, done in Limerick, Ireland, with "Eire" etched below. Cool shading.
47. How many people are you sending this to? Nobody. Too much responsibility.
48. What time did you finish this meme? 16:29 (Madrid time)
49. Favorite magazine? Several, depends on the mood. El jueves right now is my only sure buy. But I would buy Creepy and the horror magazines, El Vibora, Interviu...
